Salma Hayek Considered Her Pregnancy Weight A Disfigurement
The post Salma Hayek Considered Her Pregnancy Weight A Disfigurement appeared first on Amy Grindhouse.I’m going to skip right to the part where you’re yelling at someone else for a change. Because for...
View ArticleWhatever The Hell Happened To Britney’s Clavicle in Photoshop Made the ‘Work...
The same Britney Spears who one year ago couldn’t form whole sentences without cue cards is returning to work by releasing new music. There was a blind item recently about Britney getting her s**t...
View ArticleKris Jenner Has Run out of Kids To Pimp… So She’s Started Pimping Herself?
Kris Jenner posted a bikini photo of indeterminate origin because she’s absorbed Kimmode’s urinal cake thus becoming her… is how I’m choosing to interpret the part where Kris Jenner ran out of kids and...
View ArticleReal Doll Rihanna Covers Glamour Magazine
Rihanna was going to pose for Glamour, but then she got high… is how I’m choosing to interpret whatever in the MS Paint real doll hell happened to her pretty face on this ugly cover. This is the...
View ArticleBritney Spears was digitally slimmed for Work B**ch music video
When Britney Spears released the Piece of Me music video in 2007, stills from the set revealed the singer had been slimmed down in post-production by several dress sizes. Britney recently bent her...
View ArticleKimmode’s ho-stroll still includes getting photoshopped
Kimmode posted a picture of herself in a bathing suit a few days ago. So we know what she looks like after having a baby. She looks good, honestly. In shape. Although, clearly, her body type has...
View ArticleThis is supposed to be Katy Perry’s face on the cover of W Magazine
Katy Perry’s recent interviews have basically comprised a listicle of reasons she’s still with John Mayer after a year. She’s been explaining and justifying the relationship no one’s really talking...
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Whatever in the photoshop hell happened to Kerry Washington’s face covers Lucky Magazine December 2013/January 2014.
View ArticleThe CGI Awards: Duchess Catherine’s old hair, Katie Holmes’ old face, and...
At some point, I decided to stop forming whole sentences and just say what I see. So here is Katie Holmes posing for the latest Bobbi Brown campaign with Duchess Catherine’s old hair, her own face, and...
View ArticleLucky Mag: “We did the best we could with [Kerry Washington]… We’re not...
Lucky Magazine has a history of releasing really, really ugly covers on which the celebrity has been photoshopped beyond recognition. So, it wasn’t really surprising when they released the December...
View ArticlePHOTO This is supposed to be Lady Gaga’s face for the new Versace campaign
Lady Gaga is the new face of Ver-say-see for its Spring/Summer 2014 campaign. “#Versace proudly confirms @LadyGaga as the face of SS14 campaign shot by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott #VersaceLovesGaga”...
View ArticleBruce Jenner is basically in prison on the Kardashian 2013 Christmas card
The Kardashian family isn’t actually a family anymore since a bunch of them are getting divorced or are no longer married to the same people from the 2012 Christmas card. However, don’t let that get in...
View ArticleKimmode jokes that she won’t wax her baby’s eyebrows until she’s “at least 2...
Rather than just admit she went too far in photoshopping Rosemary’s Baby’s monobrow and so people assumed it was her Farrah Abraham-ming the hair right off the kid’s face, Kim Kardashian instead...
View ArticleThis “heavily retouched photo of Kim Kardashian” cost Us Weekly $110,000
According to sources in the print industry, Kimmode stopped selling magazines the second she hooked up with Princess Kanye because they’re miserable and fake with a Band-Aid baby and that isn’t...
View ArticleNorth West’s mother spends a lot of time in front of the mirror
Here is Kim Kardashian and the rent-a-friend she settled for when Beyonce couldn’t be bought posing in front of the funhouse mirror Kim put in her bathroom because it’s the only room in the house where...
View ArticleKim Kardashian is Photoshopping her selfies
A few days ago, North West’s mother shared a photo of herself hiding in the bathroom because no one asks her to do any parenting while she’s in there. The photos were of Kim and her rent-a-friend, Blac...
View ArticleKim Kardashian is still a liar, denies Photoshopping workout pics
Kim Kardashian is a pathological liar who cannot keep her own lies straight. She learned from Kris Jenner to “DENY! DENY! DENY!” even when you’ve been caught red handed. For instance, in workout photos...
View ArticleKris Jenner credits this bikini photo to workouts not Photoshop
Previously, Kim Kardashian bent the doors and floors around her fat ass to make herself look thinner because there is no Photoshop, only Zuul. Now, Kris Jenner is saying the same thing because it’s...
View ArticleESPN Mag f**ked up Nicki Minaj’s face
Nicki Minaj’s body covers ESPN Magazine. Nicki Minaj’s face, however, does not. The rapper has responded to the cover on Twitter, which she shares with Kobe Bryant, tweeting”When retouching goes...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson has no ribs for The Winter Soldier poster, but whatevs…
These are new posters for Captain America: The Winter Soldier on which the 3D printed/ CGI/ hot mess Scarlett Johansson has opposable thumbs but no ribs and no hips.
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